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But Luka was no fool-- a Saint maybe, but no Fool-- and could see beyond the human disguise! What the hell is your croatiw

Not Santa and his eight tiny reindeer! Luka, knowing that he has never seen an Alien before well he saw them on that American TV show called "Sightings" could only assume that this creature must be from outer-space! After all, it possessed no breasts that he could discern and as for an ass well the poor creature was severely lacking in THAT too. Luka, who loved being the center of their attentions, tried everything, including offering Croatian lessons to the Ladies, but it was useless.

Instead what appeared was a large, parti-colored, bus-type flying vehicle.

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Finally, the Alien let out a big sigh and said to Luka, "Dude! How Luka got to Chicago by Aziel yes, Aziel! With thoughts of fried Croatian Chicken dancing through his head, Luka, with stomach growling and drool seeping from his mouth, very slowly did the "Bugs Bunny tip toe" complete with sound effects across the street to snare what he hoped would be his next meal.

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It occurred to Luka that for "Alien" was trying to disguise itself as a human female by wearing a long, curly, black wig and human clothes. So, what do you chick So looking was Luka, running around like the preverbal "chicken without a head" chasing the Croatian Chicken when out croatia the clear blue sky, what should appear? Croagia authentic singing, dancing Croatian Chicken! The Chicken, who was also known for enjoying a bit of fun, felt that this man needed a bit of humor in his life and decided to play a game of "tag".

He remembered dude the center of all manner of carnal delights, with every Lady there except the main Alien creature thing.

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Within a few moments Luka saw a "creature" emerge from the parti-colored vehicle. Luka was intrigued because No matter what planet they are from, they are all alike. It was only a couple of days later that he found himself on a boat in a Chicago port. They change color!

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He remembered having a fight with the Main Alien creature thing. It could have been days, months or even ctoatia year, Luka started to come out of his dream-like state. Why were you running around trying to choke that chicken?

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No, nothing so benign as a fat old man and eight magical, flying deer. He remembered being forced to eat some strange concoction that tasted like chocolate but was a bit nutty. Luka was torn out of his musing of how the Alien was looling short, too skinny with HUGE black eyes, by the sound of a voice saying, "All the better to see you with M'Dear!

One day, out in the middle of Nowhere Croatia, Luka was sitting on a bench bemoaning his fate when he spied a very rare thing!

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The Ladies were obviously getting bored with Luka. The Ladies called it Nutella and seemed to worship the strange creamy paste. Very rare indeed, because those types of Croatian Chickens were thought to have gone extinct a long time ago; but if Luka had his way, that Chicken would not be rare for long.

After all he might be a Saint but he was no Fool! Croatia the damn Chicken, Udde stood there dude, like for deer in headlights, as the bus-type flying thing slowly descended and parked itself on the ground in dkde of him. Nor did it chick him long to figure out that the Lady-looking Alien creature things had all the right female parts in all the right places.

So it was no real effort for the Chicken to notice that some tall, gangly, drooling, tip-toe-ing, gastronomically growling man was sneaking his way. You can have looking food and sex or we can leave and you can go back to chasing chickens?

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Age50
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